Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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Ouch.

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What time is it? 10:58

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

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How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Hi.

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