You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What's worse than falling on concrete? Being eaten by futuristic mutant trees in a volcano

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A priest a rabbi and an iman are stuck in the desert. After walking for days without rescue or civilisation in sight, and rapidly running out of food and water, they decide to each pray to their respective gods for rescue, and in doing so solve the ultimate question of which religion is the true religion. They all die.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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TEAM Together Everyone Argues More

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Your mamas so fat. She fat.

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A man was building a new kitchen for his wife. Just as he was installing the sink, his wife comes running into the kitchen and starts cursing. "What's the matter?" he asks. "Don't you like the new sink?" His wife replies, "I love it. But come quick, there's a spider in the living room!" The man walks over with a paper towel, grabs the spider, and throws it into the garbage. The wife looks at the husband, smiling, and says, "Thanks."

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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What happened to the adventurer ? He took an arrow to the knee and became a guard.

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a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

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Can I touch it?

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an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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