- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

9/11

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

justin bieber

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

Hashtag

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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