Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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alston wang

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Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

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Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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It smells like triangles in here.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

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what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

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connor sucks

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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