- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she had to get liposuction.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

The weels on the bus go...flat

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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