- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Your mom is so fat that she is at risk for type two diabetes.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

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