- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

an amosh person used an electrical appliance

A baby seal walks into a club.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

How do u shit With ur ass

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

-Knock Knock. -Come in.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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