Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

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osama bin ladens hiding spot

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A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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asparagus

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Joe Biden

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