If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Your Mom.

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Your mom is so old so will die soon.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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Woman's rights.

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