Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Person One: Three bears are eating tacos, seventeen bears are making margaritas, how many bears are going to the supermarket to get overly prices expired two percent milk? Person Two: ...Who gives a shit!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!!? Person One: No! That is incorrect!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................its 16

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

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Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

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Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Agricultural production fell significantly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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