- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

My neighour knocked on my door at 2.30am last night, can u believe it? 2.30am? How rude I thought. Luckily I was still up, playing drums.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

What did the man say to the bartender when he wanted a beer? Get me a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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