Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

Please spell dyslexia.

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

What's up? A direction...

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

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What do you call a bear eating another bear? A cannibal.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

A man with Alzheimers favorite thing to read is the first page of the antijoke book

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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