- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Two women were sitting together, quietly.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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