Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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One muffin doesn't say anything to another muffin while baking in an oven because they lack the organs necessary to attain properties of speech and thought

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doct- You have cancer.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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Where's my tractor?

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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What's clear and wet? water

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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