Whats worse than a repeated Anti-joke This One

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Why "Is Bart Simpson Yellow Its The Only Crayon The Illustrator had

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Will you marry me?

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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women's rights

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After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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