What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Reed is poopin

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

What did the pear say to the plum? Nobody knows - the plum was deaf and didn't hear, the pear knows only dirty words in sign language, and there was nobody else around to overhear.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

what is big and white? the moon

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What's red and has wheels a red car....

a black guy and a hispanic are in a car. Whos driveing? The bvlack guys mom, picking them up from a church class, and takeing them to volunteer a the local homeless shelter.

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

I'm a like whore

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

two men are having a conversation a third man walks what does he do? patiently waits as to not seem rude.

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