Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Q: What do you do if A bunch Of black Guys Are raping a white Girl A: Throw A Basketball at them.

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A traveler gets a flat tire on an old farm road. He goes to the door of the neasrest farm and knocks. The farmer and his beautiful 21 year old daughter answer the door. Traveler: "I'm sorry, but I have a flat. Is there any place I can stay until I get it repaired?" Farmer: "Why yes. Our church sponsors a homeless shelter and rehab center down the road.I can give you a ride there if you like?"

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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