What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What do you call a former pope. Dead!

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

marshal sterio had sex

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Anti Joke

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