What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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A snake walks into a bar

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NASCAR

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Did you hear about the guy that came out the closet while at school? Yeah, Dylan Hodge is a dick.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Some guy stapled it to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at it. Why did the girl fall off her bike? She was hit by 3 dead monkeys and a refrigerator.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Gays

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what's red and blue? your heart

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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