Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

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Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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LOL May Wong

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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A man walks into a bar. His friend follows him in, but the first man doesn't know he's there. They both order a beer, then a couple strong shots. The first man then notices his friend, and they exchange high-fives. The man's friend says, "Hey, how ya doin?" The first man says, "Okay, I guess, but I forgot the punchline." So the second man orders his friend the strongest drink, and the weakest. He replies, "Me too, Joe. Meeeeee, too."

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?!? The teacher is a highly-intelligent organism and the train is a large vehicle used in transporting goods over long distances on the ground.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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