shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

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Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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A man is cheating on his wife. His wife finds out and is instantly distressed and begins to cry.

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what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

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A list of comebacks: Hows ur face nancy grace ur mom ur face ur moms face take it to my butt, cuz ur the only one that gives a crap

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A snake walks into a bar

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NASCAR

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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Why did the kid drop his lollipop? He got hit by a bus.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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Gays

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shot in the face by a shotgun that shoots fireworks that explodes into chainsaw bullets.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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