why did i fall? i got pushed!

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Nothing yet CC

A woman leaves the kitchen.

There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

....ZZzzzzz.....ZZzzzzz.....

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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