Why? Because!

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theres a mexican, an asian, and an american in a plane, they're about to crash, so they all have to throw out something they have a lot of in their country. The Mexican throws out beans, and says "I have to many of these in my country." The Asian throws out rice and says "i have to many of these in my country." The American throws out the Mexican and says "I have to many of these in my country."

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

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Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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hi michael

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

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How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

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