Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

What's a black person's favorite thing to eat? Food.

two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

Potato.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, every time I drink coffee, my eye hurts". The Doctor then tells him, "You have an infection called conjunctivitis, also known as pinkeye"

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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