- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

asian drivers.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? He wasn't, and in fact was entirely unaware that said road existed given the fact that he was deceased; and therefore lacked any sensory organs and motor functions associated with crossing roads.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

The cow went moo

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

Why did the boy like watching NASCAR? He didnt because he was a fish and a secret Soviet spy

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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