A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

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Susie has Autism

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

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How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

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hi michael

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a dude goes to vegas and loses his money, the moral of the story is not to trust the internet this story was written by The Internet

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

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Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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When life throws you lemons, duck.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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