If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19

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Jason Connor.

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Farts smell bad!

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, He said 'No'. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever. He said 'no'. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, Once again, he replied 'no'. She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said.. 'Asking emotionally charged hypothetical questions that are completely irrelevant to the prior conversation is known as fishing for compliments. Except, your tears seem to reflect a more serious inner emotional neediness. I suggest you seek a psychologist.'

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Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

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this is a joke

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to the gay guys house. Knock Knock! Who's there? The chicken.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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