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What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

why did little Hannah not like the poem "Roses are Red" because she was colorblind

How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

Blind people can't read this.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Q: A Jew lost a penny, a nickel, and a dime. If he found the nickel and the dime, what didn't he find? A: The Mesiah

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

kyle dosnt eat dick...

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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