Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. But it wasn't as good as he had hoped it would be.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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penis hehehehe

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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