what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar...

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Republicans

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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women playing football?

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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