PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

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What just hit my face? The floor

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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( o Y o )

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Nice weather we're having.

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