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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

The penn state football administration

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

5 Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.