What did dean carmon say to his brother? - I don't know I'm not his brother

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Poop

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My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

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OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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