What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Mitt Romney.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

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What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

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Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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