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whats water and frozen? an ice cube

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It should only take one person to do this job regardless of hair color.

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

Knock Knock . . . I'm coming in!

Hi Jacob You cool

whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Black People.

Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

What's worse than finding a worm in Your apple?? A pile of dead babies

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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