- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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helen keller's dad put a plunger in the toilet and left it there. helen then went to use the bathroom....

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Cleveland winning something

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

Watch your lips.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

What has two heads and one body Conjoined twins

Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He didnt, he got ran over.

HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

I have no ideas.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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