- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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