- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

whats green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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