my nAME IS ALAN AND IM NOT COOL

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

a ginger has a soul

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What did I do last night?work

i like tits

whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Are you a human?

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

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