- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

If u wanna get high, smoke weed

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

123 Main street

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

What's worse then finding a finger in your Chili? Getting Mollested by a Pterodactyl.

Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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