What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Women's Rights.

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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69

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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