There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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GINGER PEOPLE

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Knock knock Whoes there? ...

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how do you know your at a gay picnic. the hotdogs smell like shit.

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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poop

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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I have glasses but cannot see I have feet but cannot walk What am I? A riddle.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

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Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

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Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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