What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What did the cancer patient say after the little boy told him a funny joke? I'm dying

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

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Women's Sports

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Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

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There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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where are you?

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter, he's not coming

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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