How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

How are you? Yes

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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