Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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