- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

The weels on the bus go...flat

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

why did the chicken cross the road cause he was suicidal but a car just didnt happen to hit him.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

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