What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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I like to eat people

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

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Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Kendall and Nick Fredick

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Why did the man fall down? He got shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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