- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Your mom.

Six million.

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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