say iphone 5 times then look under your pillow ...nothings there

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According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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There is a Mexican and a Black guy in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican, you racist bastard.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Why do I know Vin Diesel is gay? Because I sucked his dick

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

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That didn't hurt.

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

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Smart Blondes

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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68 :)

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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