- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

What do you call Santa's helpers? Chinese factory workers, who live in impoverished conditions, work up to 16 hours a day, earning slave wages. God damn you, Steve Jobs and Mattel.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

I have a crush on my dad.

What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

Obama

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

whats round and like a ball a ball

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

man: honey im home woman: john im pregnant man: but i have a low sperm count! this is a miracle! woman: its not your baby its steves from the store man:but he's mexican! woman: i know.....i need an abortion. {lol racism}

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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