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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

A man with no legs walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

what happens when you jump of a cliff usually you die

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

how did little johnny die? i killed him

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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