- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Camero? - The Camero isn't in my garage.

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

Penis-Pump

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

A black guy with his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

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