A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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My nieghbor is blonde, but she doesnt like corn dogs or anything of that sort because her boyfriend is mexican. Mexcans are banned from eating corn dogs because they illegally crossed the border. Her dog wieghs about 8.9485763 pounds. Her nieghbor also protests corndogs because she cant fit throught her customized door which was 39 feet long. Why was six afraid of seven? because that lady is 700 pounds.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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Halo < COD

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Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

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What did you say? I don't know.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

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