Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

I grammer is gooder then yours.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

who is mark

Good boy

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

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