"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

Knock knock Come In.......

what did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur nothing dinosaurs can't talk

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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