Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

What's black and white and red allover and can't fit through the door? A nun with a spear through her neck

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

WNBA

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

Obama

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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