Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

2 women were sitting quietly

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

women playing football?

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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