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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

A christian was diagnosed with cancer. He refused chemo and prayed to god. Eventually, he died.

what do gay people eat?? food

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Flab

Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

Reed is poopin

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

Asians

How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

Are you a human?

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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