Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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Two Atheists walk into a bar. A nearby Christian notices this fact and proceeds to slightly preach to both of the Atheists. They then kindly explain that they don't personally believe in God, but respect the Christian's opinion. They all order drinks, and become very close friends, engaging in a long, hateless conversation.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

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Watch your lips.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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