Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

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what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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A man from China is learning English and when confronted by a cop accidentally answers each question with one of the few words he knows, impugning himself in the process. The cop, not being a sociopath, realizes that the chuckling foreigner probably has no idea what he has just done and hands him a dictionary to help him cope with the drastic change.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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