A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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zebras

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Alt F4

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Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

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What bug has eight legs? Not a spider.

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what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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Black People.

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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a retard lost...

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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