- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Whats gay and smells like straight girls? An envelope.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

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