- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing. They don't live on the same continent.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

why did tom drop his ice cream he didn't because he had no icecream

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

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What do you call a man who has committed more than 10 crimes? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

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