- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

That guy is so lame, he needs a wheelchair to go places.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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