What's red and u drink it Koolaid

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

What did the fish say? Moo

asian drivers.

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

1 + 1 = 3

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

how do you wake up lady gaga? scream in her ear.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

anti jokes aren't always funny on here

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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