Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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The game!

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

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What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

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Vagina ass.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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