Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

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Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

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What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

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How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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Why wasn't the girl raped? Cause she wasn't attractive.

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Wow, that makes your name a lot more comfortable to say... Not type, and you seem to be more sensitive than non-red hair girls. Besides its really nice, why do you dye it? Is it like red or ginger?

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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involved parents.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Diarrhea

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

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What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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this is gay

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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