what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

Why is Ian a virgin? Because he watches cartoon porn

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the chicken sneeze? Because someone put pepper on its nose.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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