what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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A blonde walks into a library. She is a commerce major.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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asian, do math

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why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Women

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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