Knock Knock.

Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to Jupiter because they are highly trained astronauts taking part in a multi-year space journey to explore part of the solar system that man has never dreamed to be feasible.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure Niiiiggggeeee what is the last letterThe last letter is NOT and R! Its an R. Good job honey

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

Women.

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Ms. Smoot's class

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

What did the bartender say to the bugatti owner? "Don't drink and drive"

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

what happens during a climax apples

What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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