What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

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Obamacare haters

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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HOLY SHIT BITCH!!!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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