What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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