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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

What's that in the road.... a-head?

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second Koala fall out the tree? Hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out the tree? Peer pressure

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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