- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

i like tits

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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